Things a soulblazer character would NEVER SAY ----------------------------------------------- Freedan: yeah You think I'm a badass but I'm a puppy dog at heart IOG gaia: Help the humans....WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS I THINKING! Shadow: Hi I'm shadow. you may recognize me from my other works such as Terminator 2 Judgement Day. Angel (from soulblazer): Do I even have a name? Lisa: Angel is such a Godboy. Ark: A good deed is its own reward. Dark Gaia (IoG): WHy was I such an easy boss? Shadow: Hey it's not my fault that you're the one boss that can't hit me while I'm liquified Dark Gaia (terranigma): Well at least I was halfway challenging. Ark: (bruised up) If I had the F*cking firebird you wouldn't be saying that. Ark: I have ascended to the level of Super Saiyan. Yomi: Ow stop ow kicking me ow ark I'm ow not an ow soccer OW ball OW! Ark: I know. *kick* Will: Why am I wearing a skirt? Ark: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!! Deathtoll: I like bunnies and flowers and kitties.... Dr. Leo: My greatest invention. Furniture that moves its self. Kara: MMmmmm bacon Will: Man forget this flute. Feedan can I borrow your sword? God/Master/Gaia: So what am I anyway? Male female ambiguous? I'm the allmighty I should know this. Hamlet: (before running into the fire) To be or not to be....not to be. King Magrid: I do not look like Hitler Angel: You look like Hitler King: I do not look like Hitler Angel: You look like Hitler (This goes on for a few hours) Freedan: Hey shadow the game's over. Shadow: Yup, kind of boring here isn't it. Freedan: Wanna go get a beer? Meilin: Sigh yet another fan letter. (throws it on a giant pile) It's hard being the most popular character Perel: Lemme lay down some phatass moves fo ya. Ark: (after blood preassure raises 10 points) *looks down at pants* and all of it was in one place. Freedan: I spend a fortune on haircare products to maintain these shiny flowing locks. Will: (with the monsters defeated Freedan reverts to young will) *looks down at himself* DAMN! Zombies from Terranigma: *close in slowly on Ark and at the last second start break dancing to thriller*