Samurai Shodown Deaths
Ever wonder how your favorite samurai shodown character will 
die?  Wonder no more.  Here is the eventual fate of all samurai
shodown characters.  This is not real it's just a joke
don't take this seriously.  If this raises any quiestions
please hesitate to ask.

Kyoshiro:  crushed under a bombardment of vegatables 
after his final Kabuki.

Kazuki:  attempted to find employment at a gas station

Shizumaru:  Drowned in a rain storm.

Haohmaru:  Empaled on his own hair spikes.

Zankuro:  Overdose of badasstitude.

Sogetsu:  evaporates on a sunny day.

Basara:  Realizes the downside of wielding an unstopable spinning thingie of death

Hanzo:  performs an impressing tellaport but forgets how to re-appear

Jubei:  gets lost in a funhouse mirror maze and due to lack of depth perception is unable to find his way out.

Galford:  discovers that no matter how much of a cape and tights good guy he
is he still can't fly.

Nakoruru:  while communing with nature learns the answer to the tree falling in the forrest
question.  Yes it's the sound she makes when it lands on her.

Rimururu:  frostbite

Tamtam:  discovers he's actually aztec and is sacrificed to Qetzelquatal

Charleot:  while aiding the peasant class in the french revolution is still of the
noble class and as such is beheaded.

Amakusa:  Lost his orb in a game of marbles.


Gaira:  Starved to death while serving the pennance of one zillion hail mary's

Koruko:  takes off his mask to reveal nothing underneath

Nicotine:  lung cancer

Mizuki:  stands too close to Kyoshiro's spear dance

Seigar:  bursts his lungs shouting

Wanfu:  Throws his back out wielding his stone pillar weapon

Gen an:  is sued by Freddy Kruger

Earthquake:  is cast out of his clan because he's too damn fat to be a ninja

Genjuro:  Finally gets his duel with Haohmaru
and gets his ass kicked

ChamCham:  is confronted by every other catgirl of
anime and is forced to explain herself.

Ukyo:  Says something so cool he blows his own mind