Dragon Ball-W ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's note: This is the worst fanfic I have ever written. I warn you. It's terrible. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: All characters are property of..... ...................ah the hell with it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goku and friends have been traveling about the universe seeking the mystical dragon balls. On one planet they land. First of all picollo steps out. He takes a look at the inhabitants. They all are short, have tails that kind of look like a worm, and bony horned heads. Picollo screams like a girl and runs back into the ship. Vegita laughs at him and walks out next. Vegita gets a sense fo the power levels and also runs back into the ship cowering in a corner. Goku walks out. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! That's too much!!!" and runs back in. "Did you get a load of those power readings?" Asks Goku."TTTT They're higher than anything I've ever seen before" Picollo responds. "Do you know the muffin man..." sings Vegita. "Vegita, did you take your mediaction today?" asks Bulma. Yes." Responds Vegita. "Which pills?" "The blue ones." "Oh, That's it. You're supposed to take the red ones in the morning and the blue ones at night. YOu got it all backwards." Bulma calles the manufacturer of the pills. (Her father) She's told to carrect the dosage by giving an equal amount of the opposite pill followed by the normal dosage. After making the correction Bulam sets out. "Weird she didn't even flinch." Notices Goku. "Well she can't read power levels."says Krillin. A little later Bulma comes back. "hey guys I've got the skinny on this plannet. Yes the dragon balls are on it. Now as you know we have three right now. This plannet just happens to be ruled by the strongest of the species. His name is Gatana and he has the other four balls. By the way here's a bit of fun trivia. It seems this is Freiza's home world.He and his fammilly were kicked off for being too weak. Cool huh." "Well I guess we're all going to the next dimension." says Vegita. Goku picks up vegita and slaps him around. "STOP SAYING THAT. SABAN HASN'T DONE A DUB IN FOREVER. YOU CAN SAY 'DIE' NOW." "Well mabey I can beat him if I get really ticked." suggests Gohan. Goku puts his hand on Gohan's shoulder and shakes his head "Son I hoped I would never have to tell you this. But it's time you learned that some day you too will be upstaged by a younger cuter costar." "YEAH YOU! Remember a little something called Dragon Ball GT." GOhan responds. "Well it is desperate but I have an idea." says picollo. "No you don't mean..." says Vegita. "NO....that's... .too much power." syas Goku. "I think it may be the only option left."says picollo. "What terror have we brought on this world?" Says Goahn. Picollo Departs for earth to retrieve this mysterious power leaving the others on the plannet. "Well I hope we don't run into any trouble(jinks)" says Goku. Just then There appears one of the locals. He is however much bigger. "Greetings travelers. I see you're carrying some interesting little trinkets. I just happen to have some myself. BUt what yould you do with them? Let's not break up the set. Give them to me." "What?" asks GOku ."He's talking about the dragon balls you moron." says Vegita. "So you're Gatana." says Gohan. "SO you know my name. It matters little though. I suppose you also know the secret of these balls. Which means you won't willingly give them up. I guess I'm just going to have to kill you. Too bad. I was hoping we could be friends. Oh well. Goodbye." Gatana shoots a blast from his pinky finger. It blows averyone down. Goku goes to super saiyan level four, and fires a huge ass kamehameha. It compleatly envelopes Gatana. Gatana is unharmed when the attack passes. "Oh how cute." Nest Vegita tries to attack. HE fires off multiple small energy beams. When Gatana deflects them he tries a Galic gun. Gatana Eats it. "(burp) mmmm. salsa." vegita looks all indignant. "Now that was just silly."Gohan tries his hand. Gatana knees him in the gut before he can get his first attack off. Gohan tries to retaliate with a masenpo. Gatana dodges but runs righ into a special beam cannon.Gatana still manages a block, but is distracted long enough to be hit by a destructo disk. Krillin smiles believing he has won the fight. But then realizes that the disk isn't cutting. it just bounces off of Gatana's tough hide. Gatana gets tired of the go nowhere fight and fires off a blast knocking gohan, krillin, Goku, and Vegita unconcious. Bulma stands there in the midst of the destruction. "Oh all right. I'll bail you guys out. Hey gatana I hope you realize that I've been holding back all these years. Now I want you to see my real power." Bulma flies up above Gatana. "UNDER CANNON FIRE!!!" Bulma sends fourth a massive beam of energy that compleatly vaporizes Gatana. Bulma looks at her hand. "Oh no I singed a nail." Just then the space craft lands. Picollo steps out first. Out from behind him comes Chichi. Chichi looks out on the battle field. "What? You bring me all the way here andthe fight's already over." "Well if you had been here sooner you would have saved me some work" Says bulma. "If you had any patients at all.... Don't you know dinner is going to be cold now." "yeah you want to make something of it?" "Yeah!" Energy flares up as Bulma and CHichi rais their power levels to incredible hights.THe two most powerful beings in the universe face off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry but I cannot predict the outcome of this fight so the fic must end here. And all of you know that Chichi is much more poweful than Goku. As GOku fears Chichi. And it was obvious from the start that Bulma was not weak but just plain lazy prefering to have everyone else do the fighting for her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you thought this was the absolute worst fanfic ever written Email me at fragraham@mail.com