Dragon Bart Z yet another crossover short by the infamous "Meowch" DBZ anouncer guy: "Previously on Sailor Simpsons, the diabolical Captain Ginyu had zapped the souls of the simpson family into the bodies of the sailor scouts! This proved fortunate as the evil Montgomery Burns had recently aquired the negaverse in a joint venture with microsoft. Using thier new found powers as sailor scouts the Simpson family made short work of the dreaded monster of the day. but Monty burns proved to be a sore loser and retaliated against the town of spring field by stealing the star seed of the good Reverend Lovejoy! Again the Simpson scouts were called on and Sailor Moon/Homer was getting ready to use her moon tiar attack to finish Lovejoy off when Mercury/Lisa reminded her that killing a preacher is a major sin, so instead Moon/Homer used her healing thingy and saved the day again!" This story has a similar premise to Sailor Simpsons except that this time captain Ginyu zaps the souls of the Simpson family into the bodies of the characters from Dragon Ball Z as follows. Homer->Goku Marge->Chi Chi Bart->Gohan Lisa->Bulma Luna is still stuck in the body of the family cat, Snowball and Maggy is still in the body of Mina/Sailor Venus. It was about 3:00 pm at the Simpson house, Homer/Goku was sitting on the couch, his overeating had caused him to bloat up IMMENSELY (he got so fat he made king Guru look like Kate Moss.) Homer/Goku: "Oh, I've only been Goku for 3 days and already I've gained 1200 pounds!" (gulps down a keg of Duff beer in one gulp) Luna/Snowball: "Homer, you can't continue to eat like Sarena now that you're Goku! As a Sayan your supposed to spend every waking minute practicing your fighting technique or actualy getting into fights!" Homer/Goku: "Exercize?!? Being a sayan sucks!" (opens mouth 170 degrees and belches, tongue waggling.) It is just then that Principal Skinner comes through the door. His clothes are tattered, torn, and dirty and his hair is all messed up indicating the obvious struggle. Skinner: "Homer, today your son Bart talked some kids at school into mooning him..." Homer/Goku: "So what? You say that like it's a major catastrophe?" Skinner: "...causing him to turn into a 500 ft tall babboon at which point he destroyed the school." it is then that Bart/Gohan and Lisa/Bulma arive home from school Bart/Gohan: "Hey, Homeboy. Hey, Skinn... uh-oh!" Homer/Goku: "I'LL UH-OH YOU, YOU LITTLE..." Homer/Goku fires up a happy death ball and launches it at Bart/Gohan who scrambles out of the way in the nick of time. The ball of energy knocks out the entire wall, goes on to destroy Flanders house, then continues through several more houses on the block. Off in the distance Ned can be heard beseaching god for mercy. Marge/Chi Chi: "Homer, what'd I tell you about shooting off happy death balls in the house?" Luna/Snowball: "If you want to keep Bart from transforming you have to remove his tail!" Homer/Goku: "And how am I supposed to do that braniac? I can't even catch him!" Lisa/Bulma: (sarcasticly): "Maybe you can put a beartrap under his chair..." Homer/Goku: "Hey, yeah! Great idea honey!" Lisa/Bulma: "Dad, I wasn't serious about the beartrap..." later that day... Bart/Gohan can be heard yelping offscreen, he walks into the scene holding his severed tail by the end, from the other end dangles a beartrap. In the distance the voice of Nelson Muntz can be heard going "HAA-HAA!" Suddenly who should show up but the diabolical Sideshow Bob! And to make matters worse Captain Ginyu stuck Bob in the body of Goku's arch nemesis, Vegita! Bob/Vegita: "Hello, Bart! I hope your ready to go to the next dimension!" Bart/Gohan: "AAAHHH!!! Sideshow Bob!" Homer/Goku: "Hey, nobody sends the boy to the next dimension but me!" Bob/Vegita: "Foolish oaf! My quarrel is not with you! Stand aside!" Homer/Goku: "Over my dead body!" Bob/Vegita: "Well if you absolutely insist..." (begins pummeling Homer/Goku and unlike Homer , Bob HAS been spending every waking minute improving his fighting skills.) Lisa/Bulma: "Bart, we have to help dad before Sideshow Bob finishes him off!" Bart/Gohan: "He seams to be holding up pretty well on his own..." Lisa/Bulma: "You know after Bob kills dad he will come after YOU next!" Bart/Gohan: "UH-OH! Wait, I got an idea!" By now Bob/Vegita has noticed his fist were having little impact and has now resorted to walloping Homer/Goku about the head with a steel girder, each blow bend the I-beam more and more out of shape. Bob/Vegita: "Why..."(bang)"...won't..."(klank)"...you..."(bonk)"...fall?!?" Bart/Gohan: "Hey, Homeboy! Over here!" Homer turns his head to see Bart bending over waving his buttocks. Homer/Goku: "WHY YOU LITTLE..." Suddenly he turns into a giant ape like from the Halloween episode with King Homer. Being mooned is just the catalyst Homer/Goku needs to transform. Bob on the other hand, had Vegita's tail removed by Doctor Hibert because he felt it made him look "uncivilized". Bob/Vegita: "Oh dear!" Homer/Goku grabs Bob/Vegita and swallows him whole Homer/Goku "Hmmmm...Velveta...." Cutscene to inside Homer's stomache, Bob/Vegita is standing knee deep in undigested doughnuts and beer, even his planet killer attack proves to be no match against Homer's iron gut. Bob/Vegita: "You may have won this round, Simpsons! But when i get out of here I will be avenged!!!" (suddenly a torent of Duff beer comes splashing down Homer's gullet) Bob/Vegita: "Oh, no! Not again!" Sailor says "If you ever run into a person who has a tale like a monkey whatever you do, don't moon them because they might be a Sayan and mooning them would cause them to transform into a giant babboon and destroy stuff which would be seriously uncool." Well, that concludes the Simpson family saga. Look ahead to future fics like "Chibi Cartman" where the sailor scouts go to south park in search of a new Chibi Moon and the sequal "Dragon Park Z" where the scouts and the dragon ball gang scour south park in a search for the 8th dragon ball!